I love Britney Spears. Does that make me a dork? Why of course? Do I care? Of course not. She’s cute, she’s southern, and her music makes me jump around because whilst it’s not Whitney Houston, it’s music of a different type. It’s entertainment. Does she lip sync? Yes, and so the fuck what? Why does it matter really? Do any of you take your eyes of the T & A long enough to listen anyway?
I have spent the last weeks reading grown adults blast Miss B and K Fed all over the place, and I am going to post a reply to all of you. Bastardios.
Dear Overgrown Overbearing Morons, who having nothing better to do with your own lives than to try to get back at that football player who shoved you in a locker….
The music industry is crap. It was going that way before Britney came along, and it chugs along quite over producingly with her along for the ride.
Did anyone miss this show called American Idol? Did you buy the William Hung CD? She bangs was the stupidest thing to sell records.
But it did, and you know why it did? Because some people found it entertaining.
If you don’t like it don’t buy it or watch it. And please do not write bitter diatribes about what a horrible personal life she has, call her a slut because she *GASP* shows a little skin. SHUT UP.
Britney Spears is 23 years old. She married a guy named Kevin Federline and now they are having a baby. Hurry papparizi, stake out her house or you might miss something. I mean REALLY. Yes it sells magazines but if you hate her so much why do you spend so much time hating her? GO TO THERAPY and do something about it instead of wasting my time and everyone elses.
She is reading your shit and watching you guys say that they are stupid, that he’s going to leave her, that he doesn’t want kids, that they are on drugs, that she’s a homewrecker, and the list goes on. She tries to ignore it, but can you imagine going to the grocery store, or your outfit of the say making the news? What would your life look like in lights? So she thinks, okay we have a bunch of videos let’s put them out there so that people will see all of the above is false and that I am a normal girl?
So the show comes out, she does a publicity circle (WHICH ALL CELEBS DO TO PROMOTE THINGS) and everyone still bitches. She’s dumb, all she talks about is sex. My husband increduously notes, “She talks and then every five minutes turns the camera on herself and does something wierd.”
Shocking honey, should I pull out every video we have of ourselves and show you that 99% of it is of you doing EXACTLY THE SAME THING! 
She may not be the smartest cookie in the bunch, I am not sure I would put my shit out there after all the back lash this child has seen. She does say stupid shit, but every guy I know wanted to pork the shit out of Jessica Simpson after she asked what Chicken of the Sea was….and then the Buffalo thing. Guys all over the country ran to the bathroom to get one off really fast after that one. WHAT IS THE DAMNED DIFFERENCE.
She puts on a show for a living, she’s not the Pope, or President. Guy all over the USA are searching for trophy wives like this one….I just don’t get it. I know my ability to carry on conversations make certain friends in my husbands group wonder why he married a smart one…I mean COME ON!!!!
All she talks about is sex. I would like each of you to think about your relationship. Guys are guys. I have been with my husband for going on eight years and TO THIS VERY DAY he cannot shut up/ stop touching/ stop making lewd comments about everything. THEY ARE IN LOVE AND JUST GOT MARRIED. Let them. Don’t like it, don’t watch.
Basically my point is shut up. The music industry is what it is. There is good music out there, so devote your energy to that, not to something it doesn’t claim to be. SO SHUT IT.
But you really should cut her some slack, so that when your CD comes out we won’t have to do the same thing to you.
Ms. Pants
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