Dear Austin Powers,
Please close your blinds. I can see you are done having your way with your woman friend, and while she is a very nice looking girl I do not wish to see you eating pizza naked with her.
PS - I am sorry that my husband spied on you earlier.
Naughtily yours,
Ms. Pants
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Archive for May 3rd, 2005
My letter - Part Two
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My letter
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Dear Mr. Homeless Man,
I know it must be tough living on the streets. I am sure you are one of the ten people i have given money to whilst walking home in the short week I have lived here. Thus you can see I am an empathetic person who knows you:
A. Need money [...]
A word of advice
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If you live in a 45 story building you don’t really need to use blinds. Of course if you’re just watching TV or doing anything normal I mean.
If the window washers are coming, every morning for two weeks you should close your blinds before you go to bed. That way all comprimising night [...]
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