Posted in Uncategorized on May 31, 2005 | No Comments »
Okay a few basics:
1.Make sure your kids aren’t around during target practice, you STUPID STUPID MAN
2.While boating watch out for big stationary objects, don’t drink, and wear a life vest for crying out loud
3.Don’t whore out your 91 year old father/grandfather for a book deal, especially something called, “Deep Throat,” which will be confused for [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 31, 2005 | No Comments »
My husband asked me today if I was going to blog about my sex life.
I being forever a teenage girl giggled like an idiot.
“Whaaatttt???” I replied, a little incredulous, why you ask? I am not sure. It’s amazing to me that after eight years of being together that anything coming [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 25, 2005 | No Comments »
Seriously.
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Posted in Uncategorized on May 25, 2005 | No Comments »
I am officially THROUGH watching American Idol.
GOD. Bo was supposed to win. He was going to win. I am SO ANGRY.
This was Simon’s chance to prove that he wasn’t a whore, and unfortunately he failed.
I don’t care how much she can sing. She can’t not sing in her throat, and [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 23, 2005 | No Comments »
Everyone say hello to my little baby Gracie. Val and Justin had their BABY TODAY!!!!
She was born at 5:58 p.m. after only seven hours of labor and 22 minutes of pushing. Mommy and baby are both doing fine, as is daddy. And Auntie Pants is so blasted excited she can barely contain [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 19, 2005 | No Comments »
I love Britney Spears. Does that make me a dork? Why of course? Do I care? Of course not. She’s cute, she’s southern, and her music makes me jump around because whilst it’s not Whitney Houston, it’s music of a different type. It’s entertainment. Does she lip sync? [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 19, 2005 | No Comments »
I had the greatest talky time with my very bestest friend who is moments away from mommyville.
She is the epitome of every friend I have ever thought about having and it is just so great to talk to someone who is down to earth and genuinely loves you.
She is due next weekend (please [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 18, 2005 | No Comments »
Last Friday I walked into work, completely happy in life, or at least happily adjusting to the changes. We had a fun filled Saint Paulrific weekend in front of us. Purposely planning NOTHING to do, and I was happy. Deliriously happy, and not cautiously happy in the least bit. (First mistake.)
I [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 18, 2005 | No Comments »
Total number of films I own on DVD/video: A lot or too many
2) The last film I bought: The Village, Happy Birthday to ME!
3) The last film I watched:
a) In the theater?: Fever Pitch, I adore Jimmy Kimmel
b) On DVD?: Kill Bill II
C) Going to next: Mr & Mrs Smith
4) Five films that I [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 18, 2005 | No Comments »
Ok I demand to know why Mrs. Foo has no live journal.
GET ONE.
NOW!
If you need a code I have some.
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