QUESTION: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
ANSWER: Princess Diana’s death
QUESTION: How come?
ANSWER: An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whiskey,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles,
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you from an American,
using Bill Gates’ technology,
and you’re probably reading this on one of the IBM =
clones, that use Taiwanese-made chips,
and a Korean-made monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by
Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
trucked by Mexican illegals,
and finally sold to you.
That, my friend is Globalization.
This is pretty funny
October 29, 2003 by milieuofme



