This is a pretty silly story.
I was studying for my biology test today, and I discovered this unit we were being tested over was partly about evolution.
I am a big Right Wing, Christian Coalition type person so I flatly, in years past, refuse to learn about Darwinism, etc. I believe it’s just useless lies to clutter my brain with. So I go into Biology this morning to take my test, and bomb the evolution portion to the best of my ability.
Call me stubborn if you must, but I have to take a stand on something. (My psychology books would say I should have done this with….say dissecting a frog in high school. But no, not me….I’d rather flunk the WHOLE class, rather than one lab.)
NAyhoo, I fly through the rest of my test to find the final question is extra credit.
Rock on right?
The question was:
On what day did God create man and woman according to Genesis?
A.Day five
B.Day three
C.Day four
d.Day seven
e.Day six
Do you think my right wing, Christian coalition ass knew the answer off the top of my head?
Nope.
Just goes to show, even when you think you’re being cool….you’re not
